vor 20 Jahren, 5 Monaten-
Der Fabs hat mich grad darauf gebracht das es da so tolle Beschreibungen gab…grad mal schnell aus nem anderen Forum geklaut:
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess
GRINDCORE:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves…
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her……. easy and quick
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the cattle and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle…..then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her…..then he impales the deflowered princess
BRUTAL DEATH METAL :
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her….then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide….the dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess‘ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory… the princess escapes, and is now looking for the „HEAVY METAL“ protagonist
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess‘ make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.naja wenn der so scheiße aussieht wie der von the darkness kann ers ja gut gebrauchen!
EMOCORE:
The protagonists‘ mother drives the protagonist and his friends to the castle. He kills the dragon with some awesome armspinning and spinkicking while his friends observing the scene with their arms crossed; then the princess laughes at the protagonists ridiculous hairstyle and the boys leave weeping@
muhaaaaa! viking metal! swords in the wind! hail and kill! 🙂
PUNK:
The protagonist hitchhikes to the castle, asks the dragon for some bucks, buys some cans of beer, gets pissed, insults the princess as „monarchist cunt“ and „commerce bitch“, leaves the castle in a cop-car..in welchem land leben wir doch gleich?
DA sprechen die wenigstens noch doitsch
Sorry für das Englisch, aber hatte keine Lust den Kram auch noch zu übersetzen…und jetz komm mir keiner mit irgendwelchen übersetzungshomepages..da kommt eh nur Müll bei rum! Außerdem is das ja nun so schwer auch nich!
naja was solls.. fabsis antwort is eh noch viel cooler!
DBC4LIFE… und dann kommt erst die TWJ 😉
wegtreten..
gehen sollste! los!
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