aufrechterhaltung der these….

[Anonym]

#3201952

nein nein! komm in meine mitte du drecksstück!

[Anonym]

#3055699

4 tage bis wat?

[Freyja19]

#2909517

auf jeden fall *lach*

[Anonym]

#3151316

zwischen die titten

[Freyja19]

#3185647

*bratenindieröhreschieb*

[Freyja19]

#3174668

dann bimmeln die Hochzeitsglocken 😉

[armesia]

#2990921

un seine eier bimmeln abends auch…direkt die ehelichen pflichten erfüllen!

[Freyja19]

#3167967

hrhrhrhrhr …..sandwich…..

[bokla]

#3036236

ihr seid bestimmt beide zu besoffen *löl*

[Freyja19]

#2996297

na der wird eher voll sein wie eimer…;) damit er das elend überlebt *lach*

[bokla]

#3066363

*krkr*

[armesia]

#3244496

noe er darf ja nix trinken weil wir ja inner nacht direkt losfahren

[maddox]

#3162245

der Großartige Dennis Leary sang einst :

Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an @!#$ (hes an @!#$)
Im an @!#$ (hes an @!#$, such an @!#$)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying how about this heat?

Im an @!#$ (hes an @!#$)
Im an @!#$ (hes the worlds biggest @!#$)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an @!#$ (hes an @!#$)
Im an @!#$ (hes a real fucking @!#$)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong
Nah

Im an @!#$ (hes an @!#$)
Im an @!#$ (hes the worlds biggest @!#$)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin‘ 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne’s not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I’m gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say…..

(Hey! You know, you really are an @!#$!)
Why don’t you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an @!#$ (hes an @!#$)
Im an @!#$ (hes the worlds biggest @!#$)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an @!#$ and Im proud of it

[bokla]

#2893394

wat? Nich nur dasser heiraten muss…er darf sich nichmal den Arsch voll hauen?

[armesia]

#3141556

er hat mir doch nen antrag gemacht also isser selbst schuld. ich hab nie davon geredet gehabt…und er wollte direkt danach in urlaub fahren und da ich kein führerschein hab muss er nu ma ran

[Freyja19]

#3192836

Auch noch in die Flitterwochen fahren das Stalkerpack….

[armesia]

#3100373

isch ruf disch an baby

[Freyja19]

#3081693

*grins+ Und erzählst mir wahrscheinlich alle einzelheiten der ehelichen Pflichten wa….

[armesia]

#3021899

genau…ich sach nur 21 *pfeif*

[Freyja19]

#3045194

dumme sau….. *fg*

[Freyja19]

#2978542

lool

[armesia]

#3144566

muhaahahahahahaa wie ich mich auf gleich freu *g

[Freyja19]

#3034634

hälst du´s maul nu…..

[Anonym]

#3067738

*fg

[armesia]

#3164675

ach komm her babe und isch gebz dir richtig hart du sau du geiles dreckstück du

[Autor]

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