Kids Advice on Marriage

[Anonym]

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Kids Advice on Marriage
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> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
> like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
> keep the chips and dip coming.
> — Alan, age 10
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> (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to
> marry.
> God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
> you’re stuck with.
> — Kirsten, age 10
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> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
> by then.
> — Camille, age 10
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> (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
> — Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
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> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
> at the same kids.
> — Derrick, age 8
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> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
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> (1) Both don’t want any more kids. — Lori, age 8
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> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
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> (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
> know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
> enough.
> — Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
>
> (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually

> gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> — Martin, age 10 (wise beyond his years)
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> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
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> (1) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
> — Craig, age 9
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> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> (1) When they’re rich.
> — Pam, age 7
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> (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess
> with that.
> — Curt, age 7
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> (3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
> marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
> — Howard, age 8 (this one has very good morals)
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> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> (1) It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> someone to clean up after them.
> — Mike Schaffer, age 4
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> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
> (1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
> — Kelvin, age 8
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> And the ..1 Favorite is……..
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

> (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
truck.
> — Ricky, age 10

[kahless]

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`*hust*

[Anonym]

#3019087

warum hustest Du…. 😉

[kahless]

#3203793

Weil einige Aussagen gute Ratschläge sind…

[Anonym]

#3090668

und das in dem Alter *g*

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